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Funny Sms

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,
a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain,
can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

I tried to call you from a payphone last night.
I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u,
dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it,
i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be
no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty,so the world needs YOU after all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window...I look down & den... i lauf again

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