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Funny & Remarkable Quotes

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. Friend or Money!

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Kisses spread germs & germs cause disease, Kiss me Baby! I'm vaccinated.

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

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